May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
This may be unpopular opinion but I am so fucking sick of that Taylor Swift song. Kill it with fire.
bank: your account is at -$5000….
bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.